Music Producer. Dancer. Poet. Genius. Painter. Writer. Model. Pop Culture Expert. Intriguing Individual. Need advice? I give it! All day every day. All pieces of the jigsaw puzzle they call “Valentino St.Claire” Swag on a titty baby. Tumblr (3.0; @valentinostclaire)http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4aea7678b9194b9e470b0c7fac9b3271/tumblr_mn9l710TB61qctifeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>What y’all know about Malta Goya?</p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51162271864http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51162271864Thu, 23 May 2013 13:40:13 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05fa9ad44b3c4fc05673b13c750ca581/tumblr_mn9b0f41MH1qctifeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Still in bed</p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51150467371http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51150467371Thu, 23 May 2013 10:00:15 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/60c352d7e8dcf380e81826971dd4f479/tumblr_mmylq72SJn1r5gw45o1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3d94b0b3de3385be4d7d92a880dadc38/tumblr_mmylq72SJn1r5gw45o2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/469a47d640ea06bb415a0dc1de2f4890/tumblr_mmylq72SJn1r5gw45o3_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51135342753http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51135342753Thu, 23 May 2013 02:28:16 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://blackmatterr.tumblr.com/post/51134784146/valentinostclaire-i-dont-take-dick-pics-i-take">blackmatterr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51134544442/i-dont-take-dick-pics-i-take-penis-portraits-it">valentinostclaire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>I dont take dick pics, I take “Penis Portraits”.It has a classy je ne sais quoi appeal.</span></p> </blockquote> <div>Can I see these “peepee portraits” you all speak of?</div> </blockquote> <p><img src="http://media.tumblr.com/138c71d6d799a4f0f9977bbbded3326b/tumblr_inline_mn8pnuoNas1qz4rgp.jpg"/></p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51135062170http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51135062170Thu, 23 May 2013 02:19:14 -0500<p><span>Whats the easiest way to get in a darkskinned bitch drawz??</span></p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51134973050http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51134973050Thu, 23 May 2013 02:16:31 -0500<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ayoteee.tumblr.com/post/51134501654/valentinostclaire-theres-a-fine-science-to-the">ayoteee</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51134391827/theres-a-fine-science-to-the-number-of-texts-you">valentinostclaire</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><span>There’s a fine science to the number of texts you need to pretend to be friendly before asking someone for a favor.</span></p> </blockquote> <p>I can spot the bullshit. Always tell them to get to the point.</p> </blockquote>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51134781407http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51134781407Thu, 23 May 2013 02:10:22 -0500<p><span>I dont take dick pics, I take &#8220;Penis Portraits&#8221;.It has a classy je ne sais quoi appeal.</span></p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51134544442http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51134544442Thu, 23 May 2013 02:02:57 -0500<p><span>There&#8217;s a fine science to the number of texts you need to pretend to be friendly before asking someone for a favor.</span></p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51134391827http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51134391827Thu, 23 May 2013 01:58:31 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f62ce4bcdf929499dbbdacae677d022d/tumblr_mn8exemdi51qctifeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Jack in the box drive thru nigga turn up</p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51123603051http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51123603051Wed, 22 May 2013 22:27:14 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64b1dda6ca8b4581cab22a53d7d1ce91/tumblr_mn629ipKHF1qctifeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Swagswagswagbrrrrrrrangdangdangdang yo girlfriend</p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51013730585http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/51013730585Tue, 21 May 2013 15:58:30 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04a6a21a64c583a8e262fdf1e79230f3/tumblr_mn4gjguu1e1qctifeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Tony stark!</p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50947491273http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50947491273Mon, 20 May 2013 19:11:40 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0fd53aa9ebbd94e13fe480eb79f12710/tumblr_mn4ghftaLk1qctifeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Fresh edge up! I’m sexy again</p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50947397683http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50947397683Mon, 20 May 2013 19:10:27 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/85466303c5da366945a9426f02e9c4b8/tumblr_mn4dmwjGZt1qctifeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Getting a much needed edge up, my boy Wendell hooks it up</p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50942705407http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50942705407Mon, 20 May 2013 18:08:56 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ffd64a363e791ea56ca428a4552629bc/tumblr_mn41kdVSXU1qctifeo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>My very first Instagram pic taken on my new iPhone. Swag.</p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50922865744http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50922865744Mon, 20 May 2013 13:48:13 -0500<p>lmaoooo im sorry i couldnt tell you</p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50793101326http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50793101326Sun, 19 May 2013 01:01:11 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/c885545d4dbbdaa71025986628f66d03/tumblr_mmqwhnyJAC1r88u00o1_250.gif"/><br/><br/>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50742043521http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50742043521Sat, 18 May 2013 12:32:35 -0500<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/2fb63bebe8e2c4fd07abe9da2d6370e6/tumblr_mmr7ji0a8e1rw6hzpo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://marvelentertainment.tumblr.com/post/50589990138/marvel-panel-of-the-day-from-west-coast-avengers" class="tumblr_blog">marvelentertainment</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>MARVEL PANEL OF THE DAY</strong></p> <p>From: <a href="http://marvel.com/comics/issue/17893/west_coast_avengers_1985_15">West Coast Avengers (1985) #15</a> <span></span></p> <p>Mockingbird: 1. Hawkeye: 0. </p> <p>(Source: <a href="http://marvel.com/comics/issue/17893/west_coast_avengers_1985_15">marvel.com</a>)</p></blockquote>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50590357469http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50590357469Thu, 16 May 2013 13:37:19 -0500<p>My dick harder than living in America during the state the economy was in during Martin Van Buren&#8217;s presidency.</p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50405142035http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50405142035Tue, 14 May 2013 01:18:14 -0500<p><span>I posted &#8220;Happy Almost Mother&#8217;s Day!&#8221; on this chick I grew up with&#8217;s Facebook page, guess I was the only one who remembered her abortion.</span></p>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50296702390http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50296702390Sun, 12 May 2013 18:04:34 -0500<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2e388c6625075fae0834546ef7d25d5f/tumblr_mmk9sa4cqn1s7o7v7o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50174811007http://valentinostclaire.tumblr.com/post/50174811007Sat, 11 May 2013 11:25:42 -0500