Valentino St.Claire

Sex. Titties. Tacos.

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My dick harder than living in America during the state the economy was in during Martin Van Buren’s presidency.

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I posted “Happy Almost Mother’s Day!” on this chick I grew up with’s Facebook page, guess I was the only one who remembered her abortion.

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I just seen “The Great Gatsby”.

It was good except for one thing… the soundtrack.

I feel that when Jay-Z “Executive Produces” a project he uses said project as just a platform for him to force the music of him and his associates on the world, instead of actually finding and creating music that actually suits the project.

The movie was filled with bits and pieces of Jay-Z, Kanye West and Beyonce songs that felt out of placed and forced into the movie. Other than that the movie was great. Joel Edgerton stole the scene with his amazing portrayal of Tom Buchanan. Go see it and try to ignore Jay-Z’s arrogance.

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Bruce Willis is at IKEA when a toilet plunger falls off a shelf and sticks to his head. he doesn’t notice until the following day